Embarrassment
So anyway. We were all presented with a little show bag after arriving at the island. Each contained a pair of oversized sunglasses, a hawaiian themed shirt and a personalised gift.
My personalised gift? A jumbo pack of prophylactics.
It was funny at the time. I guess you had to be there.
Upon checking in for the return flight the girl at the desk asked to weigh my hand luggage. It was 1 kilo too heavy. I unzipped my bag and we both peered inside to see what I might remove.
There it was in all it’s unopened glory. These things shine brightly on supermarket shelves. Even more so atop a small collection of dirty clothing and camera gear at an airport check-in desk.
The look on her face conveyed a humorous blend of “You idiot” and “Hope you get lucky next time”.
*sigh*