Archive for November, 2006

The State of Cycling: The Pro Tour is Dead

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

So the off-season is upon us and nothing much has changed. All “Operación Puerto” succeeded in doing is dragging the sport through the dirt. All charges against the implicated riders have been shelved and most of them are set to ride in the Pro Tour next year (with the possible notable exception of Jan Ullrich).

Was it really worth it?

There has been a lot of emphasis placed on DNA testing of the riders but this is surely not the only answer. It has some merit with regards to identifying (or clearing) those involved in “Operación Puerto” I suppose, but moving forward its uses are somewhat limited. Cycling needs a real solution if it wants to be taken seriously again.

From my position, there’s not much left to do but conclude that the majority of the peleton (or at least the significant few) are doping and that the Grand Tours are no longer a test of courage, strength, endurance and determination; but a test of pharmaceuticals, masking agents, avoidance, and legal technicalities.

I’ve ditched my France travel plans for next year. The real heroes of the Pro Tour are guys like Jens Voigt, Erik Zabel, Brad McGee and Stuart O’Grady, and that’s all you really need to know.

Don’t hate the players, hate the game. Or something.

Kiss FM Playlist :: 2006-11-28

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
  1. Eve Falcon & Desert Sol – Know It All (Kilowatts Remix) [Cyber]
  2. Mlle Caro & Franck Garcia – Far Away
  3. Kritical Audio – Krupp (Minilogue Remix)
  4. Alex Smoke – Make My Day (Lusine Dub Remix)
  5. M.A.N.D.Y. – Tonite
  6. Jeff Samuel – Of The Mark
  7. Tiefschwarz – Damage (M.A.N.D.Y. Remix)
  8. Lusine – Near Sight
  9. Lusine – Weaver
  10. Zak Baney – Taken To The Ashphalt
  11. Phunk Nouveaux – Whatever (Azzido Da Bass Mix)
  12. DJ Leoni – Elektrolab (DJ Hal & Joe B Remix)
  13. Plump DJs – Mad Cow
  14. Overtone – Give It Again (Inverse Cinematics Mix)
  15. Dark Globe – Break My World
  16. Sasha & Charlie May – Seal Clubbing
  17. Lamb – What Sounds (Cosmos Remix)
  18. PQM – Babe I’m Gonna Leave You (PQM’s Melburn Pass)

Friday Lunchtime Update

Friday, November 24th, 2006

For Tom. Because he reckons I haven’t updated my weblog in ages. (11 days man, what the hell?)

I’m going to South By South West next year. I’m so excited I think I might cry. Aussie web nerds please keep in touch so that we can assimilate Texas, Web Directions stylie.

Moving house was as painful as I’d imagined but well worth it. Unfortunately one of the neighbours is a fruit-cake. They left a letter on my car asking me not to park out the front of their house. It’s neither a permit zone or a busy street, they just don’t like walking too far to their front door apparently.

New Years Day (Eat The Beat) at the Espy will be bigger and better than ever. Action kicks off around 2pm. I’m playing some time around 8pm. Get in touch if you need reduced-price tickets.

I finished work on a soundtrack for a short film. It’s showing at ACMI soon. More details as they come to hand.

Finally, it’s the Critical Mass 11th birthday ride tonight. Bicycle advocates and the environmentally-aware; meet at the State Library at 5:30pm.

Skate Bording Girls

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

MeTube

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

I figured I should give this YouTube thing a go.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, me, tooling around at the train station.